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My Splelling

ryanadams:

Its getting worse and worse. And I sort of know better and lost my glasses like three months ago and I don’t know why but I just don’t get new ones. It is like I am paralyzed against seeing correctly. Also something wild is growing out of my hair that looks like another being or entity. Maybe I should call those ghost-plumbers, you know, TAPS. How in the hell did some plumbers not only get the idea to investigate ghosts and/or paranormal activity, actually do it, without their wives, or whatever loved one who is standing in the bright light of reason, stop them before they actually got the truck and the movement detectors or whatever, BUT…..BUT……how, how in god’s name did they actually then get a television show, you know, a real actual show, and pull it off.

I mean, is it possible it is actually real? Not the ghosts, but those guys. Are they real? I mean, are they actors. Please tell me they are not real. If they are real I am going to go to check myself in to BellView or whatever they call that place.

I mean, this is why it is so nuts…….hang with me a second…..So, say you had a poltergeist right, or you thought maybe your place was haunted, BUT you also had a clog…a real unyielding clog that no draino could ever fix. Could you call the same place. Or like, maybe you could call them about ONE of the problems and just kind of let it slip, you know, in casual paranormal chit-chat that you also had a nasty clog going down ever since Uncle Greg stopped by that night for broccoli-cheese casserole….. i mean, its possible this has happened people.